Category: "Quote of The Day"

Quote Of The Day: President Of Botswana Doesn’t Want You Short & Fat “Furniture Breaking” Broads As His First Lady

The president of Botswana is done sowing his royal oats and is looking to wife something up. However, he’s not interested in anyone with chubbylumpkins…only tall and slimmy-trimmy ladies need to apply to keep his royal penis clean: President Ian Khama, 57, has never been married, but at a political party meeting last month he [...]

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Quote Of The Day: “Let me say this, if you don’t do that, she’ll find someone that will. And in these days it might be her best friend…”

R&B singer Raheem Devaughn spiced up our computer screens this week with a video for his new record “She Single”, that damn near has to be played on pay-per-view. In the clip, we see Mr. Devaughn in what some may call a “compromising position”, but he contends that eating the poon-tang is a sign of [...]

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The Bullsh*t Dream Team: D-Wade, Bron Bron, Bosh, & ‘Em Blame The Coach “He Doesn’t Let Us Be Ourselves”

Poor babies…let us pull out the violin: ESPN has reported that the Miami Heat players are frustrated with coach Erik Spoelstra and are questioning whether he is fit to coach the team. According to the report, sources said that the players think Spoelstra “is not letting them be themselves” and “that they are questioning his [...]

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In White Folks That Screw Black Dudes News: Khloe Kardashian Says Her Sister Kim Is “Boy Crazy”…Littlest Jenner Makes Modeling Debut

Khloe Kardashian-Odom took a moment today to comment on her sister’s recent serial “non-swirly” dating action: She’s been spotted with Kanye West, John Mayer and most recently Halle Berry’s ex, model Gabriel Aubry. But on NBC’s Today show Monday, Kim Kardashian says she actually prefers the company of one: herself. “I’m a loner,” she told [...]

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Tell’em Why You Mad: Nicki Minaj Is Mad At Double Standards… [Video]

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Crazy Z-List Actor Who Murked His Mom With Freemason Sword Speaks: “I Didn’t Kill Her. I Killed The Demon Inside Her”

We know we said this Michael Brea guy was off his f*cking rocker, but his personal “play-by-play account of how he killed his mother is beyond insane!!!: An unhinged actor Thursday calmly described hacking his beloved mother to death with a sword because he believed a demon had taken hold of her soul. “I didn’t [...]

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Crazy Z-List Actor Who Murked His Mom With Freemason Sword Speaks: “I Didn’t Kill Her. I Killed The Demon Inside Her”

We know we said this Michael Brea guy was off his f*cking rocker, but his personal “play-by-play account of how he killed his mother is beyond insane!!!: An unhinged actor Thursday calmly described hacking his beloved mother to death with a sword because he believed a demon had taken hold of her soul. “I didn’t [...]

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Ginuwine Talks To Bossip About Being Postitive?: “Keep Saying Good Thangs About Me, Bossip” [Video]

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Ginuwine Talks To Bossip About Being Postitive?: “Keep Saying Good Thangs About Me, Bossip” [Video]

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Kobe Bryant Says The Other MJ…Michael Jackson, Not Michael Jordan…Mentored Him And “Opened His Mind”

Kobe Bryant says bump Michael Jordan…he was kickin it at Neverland Ranch with Michael Jackson getting advice about growing his “non-athletic” mentality: Out of nowhere one afternoon, Michael Jackson made a call to the irrepressible and isolated Kobe Bryant (notes), and so much changed for him. From a distance, the King of Pop could sense [...]

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