Category: "Gut Full of Human"

Twins: Mimi Really Is Going To Be A Head Of Household With Three Dependents Next Year

President Obama has officially done something else before the rest of us negroes. He was the first to find out just how much Mariah Carey‘s womb is holding. It’s official: Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are getting ready for baby love times two! On his 92.3 Now radio show Thursday, Cannon confirmed that he and [...]

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In Teenagers With Babies News: Teen Mom Amber Portwood Denies Pregnancy Rumors

This is good news about that shady boyfriend-beating Amber: Teen Mom star Amber Portwood is slamming two new tabloid claims that she’s expecting her second child. “The rumors are absolutely false. I’m not pregnant,” Portwood, 20, tells UsMagazine.com in a statement. “I’m working hard to be the best mom to my daughter,” she adds of [...]

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SMH: Amber “Teen Mom” Portwood Is Knocked Up Again…Has “No Idea” Who The Father Is?!?!

SMH at this bullshizz: Just days after regaining custody of her daughter Leah, Teen Mom’s Amber Portwood has discovered she’s expecting another baby! In the Dec. 27 issue of Star, on newsstands Wednesday, we reveal the 20-year-old MTV star took a home pregnancy test on Dec. 4 — and it came back positive! “Amber is [...]

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Name That Bubble Gut

Someone performed at the BET Celebration of Gospel extravaganza with her “gut full of something” steez on full blizzast…keep scrolling to find out who. It’s our girl Whitney Houston. Dang, Nippy need to invest in some spanks or wear more body flattering attire. This ain’t a good look, boo. SMH. More pics from the celebration: [...]

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Mimi’s Only Going To Have Two Dependents To Claim Next Year After All

Wow. So Mariah‘s really that big for absolutely no good reason, huh? Nicki Poo has finally confirmed that he and wifey are only expecting one bundle of Corny. “That rumor started because she said something about ‘they,” the comic told UsMagazine.com at the Time Warner Cable Launch of SignatureHome Thursday. “Something like, ‘I hope they [...]

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Goof Troop Nicki Wants To Name The Baby What???

If you were Nick Cannon, knowing full well that you have no connection left to the hood at this point, you’d probably try to reclaim your status by giving your retirement-plan-progeny a “traditionally black name” too. But you we’re pretty sure you wouldn’t have gone with… Cleophis. And while we wouldn’t put it past Nicki-poo… [...]

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SMH: Teenage Girls Are Desperate For A Gut Full Of Human Just To Be On MTV

Bet you didn’t see THAT one coming. Now that ‘Teen Mom’ cast members like Amber Portwood are in their twenties, MTV is looking for a new crop of teenage girls to keep its monster hits ‘Teen Mom’ and ’16 and Pregnant’ alive, and [surprise!] industry insiders tell me young ladies are so eager to be [...]

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Really, Mariah???

Dear Mariah, Now that you’re going to be responsible for two to three people named Cannon, we think there’s something that needs to be addressed. The short azz skirts and super tight dresses were already inappropriate as hell. But now that you’re pregnant, the “sexy Mrs. Claus” as you promote your new Christmas album is [...]

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Mariah Carey & Her Mom “Patricia Carey” Perform “Oh Come All Ye Faithful” With Almost All White Christmas [Video]

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In White Folks News: John Travolta and Kelly Preston Are All About The Benjamin

Last night, Kelly Preston relieved herself of her gut full of Travolta as she and husband John gave birth to a 8 lb., 3 oz. son named Benjamin. “John, Kelly and their daughter Ella Bleu are ecstatic and very happy about the newest member of the family,” they say in a statement. “Both mother and [...]

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